After years of intensive research Dark Wombat finally got a girlfriend. I am still wrapping my head around that. Not so much the fact that he has a girlfriend, more so the fact that she calls him “Mahou no yubi”, which translates, roughly, into “Magic fingers”. The rest of the info, other than there is a girlfriend and she calls him magic fingers, that I managed to squeeze out of him was that her name is Asuka(Eva fans can all giggle now), she works as a receptionist at a hotel, that she is 35 years old, and she, apparently, is in to him. (And apparently he is into her as well.) If DW’s mother is reading this, I am sorry you found out this way. I got to talk to him before he went to bed. I am actually the first person in the States to hear about it. It is only fitting, since I am his oldest friend. 19 years. That’s crazy talk. Anywho. Time and space are bending and Hell is freezing over and there are serious disturbances in the force. No wonder I have been sleeping terribly. I thought it was because Mars and Venus were in Aries, but now I know it is because DW was knocking the boots. My head hurts. More soon. ~SC