December 24, 2009 by sandwichcontrol
First off the bat, I want to wish a very Happy Birthday to Blatzy. Everyone wish him a good one on this eve of presnents.
I have been a busy boy this morning. After issuing myself a four-day weekend, much to Le Duke’s dismay, I have already braved the morning crowds at Wal*Mart and eaten three Papa Sandwiches. I managed to procure a few items for a special tasting platter for some of our esteemed colleagues and I picked up the ingredients necessary to make my sweet treats for this evening. It is currently 12°C, the high for today, and the thunderstorms should be turning into a Wintery mix very soon. White Christmas here we come!
On a more serious note, I spent a little time this morning reflecting on the fact that I, as well as lots of other men my age, am part of a generation of heterosexual men who have secret gay love for Johnny Depp. Having grown up with Mr. Depp playing all of the great characters in movies such as:
Don Juan DeMarco
The Ghost of William Blake
Sir James Barrie
The Mad Hatter
just to name a few, it is not surprising that many young men having a deep, or rather, a Depp love of him. I wasn’t really surprised to learn that he is tentatively slated to play Salvador Dali and the Lone Ranger. I am however excited, in an nonsexual way, by these announcements.
Anyways, back to the real matter at hand, presnents, err, I mean family. Spending time with your family and friends is very important. What better way to do so than to shower me with gifts? It’s as American as eggnog.
*Editor’s Note* Eggnog, in fact, originated in Europe during the 17th century. It’s nutritional information can be seen here.
I don’t know about you, but I need to open some presnents and soon. But there is stuff to be done in the mean time, within 3 standard deviations of course. I need to get a move on if I am going to go pick up a meat tray, do a presnent switch, get Pancake Land out of bed before noon, and make some sweet treats in the kitchen.
Good luck tonight. May the best person, i.e. me, win. More soon. ~SC
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