Everyone except for Nami. Who is the asshole who decided to throw up, what can only be described as and what Pancake Land has so correctly termed a “Mouth Turd”, at about 6:00am this morning. I didn’t have to clean it up, though. She re-ate it before I could get to it.

We got the White Christmas that we were promised by the Weather Channel and the roads are very slippy. Currently, I am awaiting Big D. He is coming to pick me up since Word To Me doesn’t want me to drive on ice. Don’t worry, I don’t think the ice won’t be here long, if previous Winters predict future ones. It will 18°C in no time.

Well, I need to run. What are you doing looking at this anyway? Go be with your family. I’ll tell you the story of how I won Grismas tomorrow. More Soon. ~SC

P.S. Merry Effin’ Grismas!