New Moon, Full Asshole.


February 13, 2010 by sandwichcontrol

You know how the full moon makes everyone crazy? Well, I think that the new moon makes everyone an asshole. Everyone, myself included, is very snippy. It’s weird.

Anywho, the house is coming along nicely. The office is almost organized. All but my stuff, which is conspicuously stacked behind my chair. The living room is still wrecked, but it will have to be that way until we get all of the horizontal spaces painted. There is also a bunch of stuff still over at Little Peddler’s house. My clothes, for instance, and the fish tank, and my trunk, and some of my records, and my telescope that I, sadly, never use, are all still over there.

Did you know that letting your children drink from sippy cups for too long can totally screw them up? In our society, children move directly from a sippy cup to a fast food drink with a straw in it, furthering their screwed upness. When they grow up, they will be totally unable to drink from a glass with ice in it without slurping. In a living together relationship environment, stuff like that will get you knifed, probably with one of your own expensive kitchen knives, while you’re sleeping or taking a shower. This condition will make physical compensations that will manifest themselves in the form of adult sippy cup purchases. Adult sippy cups that are cleverly disguised as disposable frozen coffee drink cups. Adult sippy cups like this one:

I have the hot coffee version of this cup as well.

Hey, shut up. This cup is like life insurance. It protects me from getting shanked by Pancake Land while I’m shooting hoop out in the yard. Don’t worry, there are plenty of other small and incredibly irritating things that I do that will get me shanked. Slurping is no longer one of them.

I got my coffee pot and I’m drinking deep of its bounty right now.

Well, I’m off to get a haircut. More soon. ~SC


  1. Jessica says:

    This explains a lot about my state of mind today.

  2. Word To Me says:

    I want one I want one I want one! I re-use my Sonic cups until they grow fur. I want a cold drink cup that looks disposable that I can wash and re-use and wash and re-use. Sorry I seem to be going on…

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