1. Wait A Minute. That's Not NyQuil, That's Jagermeister.

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    February 23, 2010 by sandwichcontrol

    I was wondering why the NyQuil bottle had a deer head on it. So, Taco Planet and I went to …
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  2. Stuck In A Perpetual Johnny Lawrence State.

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    February 22, 2010 by sandwichcontrol

    So, Nicky the Cook won again. Bastard. I got so close and he crane kicked me in the face right …
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  3. The All-Valley French Toast Karate Championship.

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    February 21, 2010 by sandwichcontrol

    So instead of buying Nami an actual shock collar, due to my moral dilemma and cost efficiency, I opted for …
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  4. Shock Therapy.

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    February 20, 2010 by sandwichcontrol

    I woke this morning to Nami barking. An action that seems to never end these days. When I went outside …
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  5. The Cable, Man.

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    February 19, 2010 by sandwichcontrol

    First of the bat, my new article is up this morning. Check eet out. I think, for my safety’s sake, …
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