But, Daaaaaad, I Don’t Wanna.


June 20, 2010 by sandwichcontrol

Happy Father’s Day everybody. On this day we celebrate men putting their penises into women’s vaginas. And ejaculating. Ah, the miracle of conception. Apparently my spell check is not comfortable with the plural of vagina. Like WordPress does not recognize the existence of more than one vag at a time. I guess that rules out any MFF threesome action for them. Today is also a day of giving thanks for the fact that I have not, to the best of my knowledge, fathered any children. Whoo! Go team prophylactic!

Also, you should take the time to wish Little Peddler a Happy Birthday today. Happy Birthday Pee Pee Doo Doo!

This weekend has been the perfect storm of laziness for me. Crappy sleep, lots of food, and the relative stress of chemistry has combined to make me want to nap and/or play Spirit Tracks all weekend. Which I have done pretty successfully. If you rule out the time that I have spent preparing food and then eating said food, that is about all that I have done this weekend. Oh, and love Pancake Land. I did a lot of that, too.

Yesterday, the collective boredom of Pancake Land, White Chocolate, and myself joined forces, Voltron-style, to create an evening of tacos and video games. Man, I love taco night. Boy, did we ever get served. And I have to say, there is something very nice about listening to speed metal while making tacos. Note to self, next time fry the shells in canola oil instead of “light” olive oil. That stuff sucks ass.

Today, I have a lunch thing at Teacher Sis’s for the Father’s Day celebration. Other than that, all I have to do is start my article, take out the trash, study chemistry, clean up the kitchen, take my self portrait, and play Spirit Tracks. Oh, and love Pancake Land. Can’t forget that. Here’s a picture of Doogie Howser:

No, Neil, I will not play doctor with you. Although, I do have to say that I am jealous of your calculator watch.

How do you like that? You weren’t ready for the NPH old school attack. I’m done talking at you. More soon. ~SC


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