June 1, 2010 by sandwichcontrol
Holy crap, it’s early. And it is June. It’s early and it’s June. Okay, the coffee seems to be doing its job because I have some sort of bearings on the world around me. I am up early today because the self-inflicted torture of an 8am Chem class starts this morning. Let’s hope the coffee supply holds out. I ran out of actual French coffee and have been drinking Cafe Du Monde for the last few days. The chicory is nice and all, but it’s not the same. Le Duke is supposed to be filling up a suitcase with coffee for me. The saddest part of having ever consumed French coffee is that even the cheapest crappiest coffee in France beats the coffee here. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had a nice cups of coffee here, but it doesn’t hold a candle to what you get in France. Listen to me. I sound like a stoner raving about how Amsterdam’s hash is better than everyone else’s.
Enough of that silliness. So, did you watch the Dwight David Honeycutt video from yesterday? I was under the impression that that video had been around a while. As it turns out, the video was made for this most recent primary election. Awesome. Unfortunately, I don’t think he won. Or maybe, fortunately.
So, from time to time Wild Goose Johnny will call me and tell me about t-shirts that he sees around. Yesterday he called to tell me about a shirt that he saw on the Facebook, whilst he was looking at pictures of old classmates. The shirt in question was being worn by a little boy, maybe four years old, and it read “All Daddy Wanted Was A Blow Job”. Awesome. That shirt says it all. I kinda want one.
Yesterday afternoon, Pancake Land informed me that she needed a little moss to repair a terrarium. She also informed me that she didn’t really feel like going to find any. Seeing as how I had been cooped up in the house for a few hours at that point, I volunteered to go steal some wildlife for her. So I triked over to the school and found some nice moss growing next tot the art building and cut us a slice. Moss is so easy to deal with. It is like the cake of the plant world. You just take a knife, cut yourself a slice, and scoop it up and slide it in a zippy bag. No hassle of sawing or wrapping or protecting. Moss is tough, yet easy going. It is like Sam Elliot. After I had located my moss, and bagged it, I kind of regretted not getting a piece right from the middle instead of the edge. Here, take a look. You’ll see what I mean:
If I had taken that chunk out of the middle, it would have been more bizarre, I guess. Like that commercial where big chunks of stuff are missing because that paint company needed them to make paint in those colors, or something. I think it might have been a metaphor for how large corporations are stealing our natural resources, but that’s just the chicory talking.
Speaking of coffee, I need to go refill before I head to class. Wish me luck. More soon. ~SC
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