July 6, 2010 by sandwichcontrol
And no, I never thought I’d hear myself say that.
Yesterday, I spent a little time tattooing. Bananas that is. Specifically, Le Duke’s bananas. That sounded much queerer than it actually was. In, fact I had taken my Daily Photo of me tattooing a banana, but I looked pregnant in the photo, so I scrapped it. Anyway, if you are not familiar with banana tattooing, it is easy to do and fun. All you need is a banana and a butter knife. You take the rounded end of the knife and you lightly scratch the skin of the banana. Once scratched, about ten minutes later, it will turn brown. Here, see for yourself:
Le Duke had the nerve to call my tattoo a little Johnny One-Note, so I tattooed “Pussy” on another one of the bananas. That what he gets when he messes with me.
Last night, Pancake Land informed me that in Back to the Future II when Marty travels to the future and there is flying cars and whatnot, well, apparently the date that he traveled to, was yesterday. Where is my flying car? And why do I feel so terribly old?
Today, is another one of P.L.’s dreaded dentist visits. That means half a day of work, a good long waiting room reading session, and then Wipeout. Sweet. Well, I need to go poo before I go to work. More soon. ~SC
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