RICHARDS!

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August 11, 2010 by sandwichcontrol

I would like to start out to today by wishing that Cherry Girl a very Happy Birthday. You should be sure to wish her one as well. Also, Curly Bill begins his kitchen slave gig today. Much luck to him on this first day of slave-itude.

So, I spent a good part of yesterday trying to find out where exactly my financial aid is. I mean, I applied for grants from my beloved state way back in March. Now the university is contacting me to inform me that my order for books will be canceled if I don’t pay for them and the cashiers office is like “You owe us money!” and financial aid is like “We don’t know when the financial aid from the state will be here. Sorry for the inconvenience.” I am just saying right now that if I get fined for not paying my tuition on time because the state has not provided my school with my aid money, I will be having words with people’s faces. And those words will be “Knuckle” and “Sandwich”.

It stressed me out to the point of producing a gray hair. Literally. Pancake Land spotted it on the side of my head. It is not my first gray hair, but it was not the news I needed yesterday. I comforted myself with the knowledge that if my gray hairs keep happening in their current location, then I’ll end up looking like Reed Richards (Mr. Fantastic). Better yet, Dr. Strange.

I am a master of Kung Fu. I'll show you. Grab my arm.

These thoughts make the fact that I have gray hair, before I can grow a beard properly, quite bearable. Until I get the rest of my kick-ass Dr. Strange stripes, I guess I’ll just have to be content with being Dr. Shitty Beard.

Anyway, today I will probably be packing boxes for the Baltimore trip, painting trim, and installing base boards in Le Duke’s new house. Also, La Duchess returns this evening. Send some safe journey good vibes her way today. Well, I’m off to work. More soon. ~SC


2 comments »

  1. Dave says:

    You have a gray hair. *tiny tear rolls down my cheek and I flick it.

  2. TeacherSis says:

    You should be a teacher. I have no gray hair yet. I guess you have more stress than I do. 🙂

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