The Entropic Effects Of Being Hopped Up On Freedom.

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September 13, 2010 by sandwichcontrol

Good Monday to all. I would like to start off today by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Sweetbread. Be sure to wish him one as well.

So, I managed to get everything except my Trig homework done yesterday. Just as I had predicted, when I sat down to eat lunch, and watch an episode of Bones, I was on the couch for the next six hours. Luckily, I had accomplished everything else on the list before I sat down for lunch. Ah, the stuff you can get done before lunch when you wake up at 7:15am and you are trapped at your house.

“So kittens, in order to maintain a balance with their ridiculous cuteness, have to be total assholes.”

This is the first line of my dissertation (my hypothesis) on the scientific effects of assholeness on cuteness in a population of domestic felines. Once I finish this study, I plan on doing a study on the effects of Heavy Metal on cats. For some strange reason, cats act even more bizarrely when listening to Metal. My guess is that it has something to do with the word “algorithms”.

A college education is like a loaded hand gun. In the wrong hands it is very dangerous.

Here is a photo of kitten origami:

Is the paper orange and white striped? Yes. Fold into a kitten shape.

Le Duke is here and adding the last coat of mud to my new office. I have to go work now. Before I go to actual work. More soon. ~SC


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