Concerning Adult Film Stars.

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October 4, 2010 by sandwichcontrol

I would Like to wish a very Happy Birthday to Johnny Goodtime (YGB) and Nick the Fireman. You should take time out of your bust day to wish them one as well.

So, the Reverend Dark Wombat sent me another video. This one I can put on here, but first I need to give you a little background on the contents. Otherwise, it won’t make any sense as to why I’m posting it. Apparently, in Japan there are lots of groups of singing and dancing girls. The Rev says they are a dime a dozen. Also, most of these groups are made up of “oh so pure and sweet” young girls and if any of the girls get caught “misbehaving” they get kicked out of the group. As we all know from hundreds of hours of Anime watching, if something is abundant in Japan, then they will make fun of it. So, a group of “adult actresses” got together and formed their own singing and dancing group and all they do is make fun of the other groups. They are called Ebisu Muscats. Anyway, this song is called “Banana and Mango High School”. Enjoy:

The Rev informs me that their choice of the word mango is important/funny because of how close it is the Japanese word for vagina. Also, the chorus invites you to “taste the mango”, so yeah.

Why do American “adult actresses” never join forces to make the world a better place? All they do is show up as cameos in movies and sell the likeness of their genitals off to sex toy makers. Sometimes they play D&D, too. But still, it is no singing and dancing group. I think it is time for the American porn stars to form a girl group. They’d be like the Spice Girls. Instead of New Kids on the Block, they could be called Been Around the Block. I think the time has come. We need this, America.

Well, it’s Monday again already. I have to go to work. Have a good day. More soon. ~SC


1 comment »

  1. Dave says:

    I couldnt make it through the video. Do they at least take their clothes off at the end? Otherwise that was pointless.
    Also “Been around the block” is a great name. I was leaning more toward a Pussystank Trolls type thing though.

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