Pumpkanibal.

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October 24, 2010 by sandwichcontrol

Pancake Land wants to carve pumpkins this year in celebration of Halloween. I am more of a Thanksgiving kind of guy, but what the Hell. I haven’t carved a pumpkin in God knows how long, so today I will be shopping for pumpkins. And apparently a pumpkin carving kit and candles for to light up our Jack-o-lanterns. Pancake Land wants to make a big one that is eating a little one. She has aptly named her idea the “Pumpkanibal”. I thought it was quite clever.

I think that this statement of hers further proves my hypothesis that deep down, everyone secretly loves puns. Especially if you spend enough time with someone who is openly word witty. It happened to me from hanging out with Le Duke for almost ten years. And now it is happening to Pancake Land who has been around me for almost six years. Jesus, time just flies by.

Let’s see what is on the agenda for today. Other than purchasing pumpkins and then carving said pumpkins, I have got to write this week’s article, work on this massive wholesale order that P.L. wants to get out by tomorrow, write out this week’s menu, grocery shop for the week, take a shower, and hopefully knock out at least one of the four Trig assignments that are pending. I am running low on cookies, so add baking something sweet to the list. Maybe cupcakes. Mmm… cupcakes.

Pancake Land also sent me something quite amusing that she found on one of her gossip websites. I don’t normally give a shit who celebrities hang out with, but I’m making an exception this time because it is most excellent. Apparently, Ted “Theodore” Logan and Bill S. Preston, esq. went to the movies together the other night. After the movie they went to the Waterloo for a little water slide fun and they finished off their date with a stop at the Ziggy Pig for an ice cream sundae. At least that’s what they did in my version of their hangout event. Anyways, paparazzi got a photo of them leaving the theater together. Here:

I think is so incredibly awesome that they are hanging out. I just hope that they can pull this upcoming movie off without Rufus. My question is: What is in that bag?

Well, that’s all I’ve got for you for today. I’m off to write an article and cut card stock. More soon. ~SC


1 comment »

  1. Dave says:

    Keanu looks like shit.

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