You Wouldn’t Know Your Asymptote From A Hole In the Graph.


November 5, 2010 by sandwichcontrol

Happy Friday to all! My new article is up on the City Wire and you can read it by clicking here.

Pancake Land opened a pack of cigarettes the other day and she found a treasure inside. It was just like Cracker Jacks. No it was not a decoder ring. It was a card informing the person who was about to smoke that these cigarettes are in no way an effective way to quit smoking. Holy shit. Are we really this dumb? Apparently. I guess that there are people out there that thinking that by smoking cigarettes, it will make you want to not smoke them anymore. The same people that also believe in the Tooth Fairy and that eating coneys at Sonic is an effective way to not want to eat coneys. Heroin addicts have been trying this for years and it works. When they overdose and die. Anyway, I had to scan the card for your sake. It was just too… I don’t even know a word to describe it. Anyway, here’s our lesson for today:


Anyway, I was informed on Wednesday that, due to the Thanksgiving holiday, I only have to Zoology lab days left. Hooray! The bad news is that the Monday and Tuesday lab sections have three days left. Therefore we have to do a double lab in two weeks. That’s right we’re doing the entirety of the fetal pig dissection in one sitting. Next week is a frog, which I’ve done before, but never the legendary fetal pig. I have yet to look at the lab reports to see how long and detailed they are, but it will probably take a long time to do two labs in one sitting. On second thought, we’ll be all set up and ready to go, so maybe not. We’ll just have to see. Won’t we?

Since I was unable to go see Cara on Wednesday, I think Word to Me and I are going to go eat there today for lunch. You know, since I haven’t filled my sandwich jones, yet. Turkey Cobbwich here I come. Before that, working for Le Duke. Probably part of tomorrow as well. Glazathons are like that. Anyways, gotta run. Drugs are bad. Stay in school. Smoking won’t help you quit smoking. More soon. ~SC


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