A Post About Movies.

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December 22, 2010 by sandwichcontrol

As the title implies, most of this post is going to be about movies. But first I want to show you a badass photo of the eclipse that Pancake Land found. Peep this:

Okay, movies. Since school let out, I have been watching a lot of movies. Mainly, because I have nothing to do. (Totally not true. I just don’t want to do anything.) So, Pancake Land and I sit around and watch movies. Since Sunday I have seen One Last Thing (labeled as comedy, but horribly depressing), Splinterheads (some of the driest humor I’ve seen in a while, and still mildly depressing), Knight and Day (actually funny, and pretty fun to watch), Bio-Dome (guilty pleasure), and Natural Born Killers (no explanation required). God only knows how many more I’ll get through before Grismas.

So, let’s talk about new movies. Shall we? Have you seen the trailer for the new Pirates of the Caribbean, yet? Check the front of your pants. If they are not covered with pee, then you haven’t seen it yet. The movie looks all right, but the part that made me pee was Blackbeard (and specifically who is playing him). If you wanna pee your pants, watch this:

Did you pee? No?! All right maybe that wasn’t your bag. But no one can resist the God of Love (Thunder):

Anthony Hopkins as Odin! More pee. And my secret girlfriend (Natalie Portman) is in there as well. Speaking of Natalie, have you seen the Black Swan trailer? It is the new Darren Aronofsky flick. It appears to be a sort of psychological thriller (with hot lesbian action). Wanna see the trailer? Okay:

Now, for a more in depth scene, ahem, for you true, ahem, fans out there, ahem, click here: Sexy Time with Natalie and Mila. Despite the weird face shifting and possible murder sequence at the end, that is awesome, right?

Okay, I’ve got to get to work. But, I’ll leave with one more little nugget of awesomeness.

More soon. ~SC


4 comments »

  1. jessica says:

    I already peed.

  2. Dave says:

    Nice Terror Firmer reference.
    And DAAAAAAMN that shit was hawtly lezboriffic.
    I’m more interested in Battle Los Angeles than I am that gay pirate movie. Thor though, wuah.

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