The Shrill Sound of Crickets From the Dildo Cactus.

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January 31, 2011 by sandwichcontrol

Hey, wait a minute. How is it Monday already? Why is it still dark outside? What a bunch of crap.

So, yesterday I did a bunch of stuff. I wrote an article. I took Pancake Land out to Target city to buy her a new lappie (from Best Buy). I picked up a few things for myself (wink, wink). I cleaned my kitchen a little. I made this week’s menu and bought the ingredients for said menu. You get the picture.

Did you know that I’ve never read the Harry Potter books? Well, I haven’t. I’ve been meaning to read them for a while, though. More you may not know about me, I’m a terribly slow reader. Frighteningly slow. Anyway, when we were out at Target yesterday, I decided to pick up the first book. I then proceeded to read the first 40 pages. That shit is captivating. It doesn’t hurt that is was written for children, so there is like 200 words on each page. Whatever the reason, I feel pretty accomplished having read that much yesterday. You may not understand where I am coming from, but, as a very slow reader, reading an entire book is a huge accomplishment for me. Each one is like a merit badge that I’ve earned. I know it may seem silly, but that’s how it feels.

In other news, I am having my first cup of SMoffee this morning. If you’ll recall, Pancake Land got me a pound of the official coffee of SModcast for Grismas. I was right in the middle of a bag of French coffee at the time, and I just finished it yesterday, so today was my first SMoffee day. It is pretty good. I think it will grow on me. I’ve been drinking the same French coffee for a while now and it always weird to drink something else, but this SMoffee business is quite pleasant. It is a blend of three different roasts (435°F, 446°F, and 448°F) thus giving the coffee the body and flavor of a medium roast while giving you the caffeine of a light roast. It’s pretty smart stuff. Come over some time and I’ll make a cup for you.

I don’t know if you got to see my Karate Kid video in Spanish or not, but apparently Sony blocked it on “copyright grounds”. That sucks. Well, I still have it if you didn’t get to see it and really really want to. Just let me know. You can watch it while you enjoy your cup of freshly brewed SMoffee.

OH MY GOD! Kingston you are driving me insane with the incessant meowing. What the shit, little man? It is not like you actually want my attention. You just want me to pick you up so that you can jump back down. Grr….

Between Kingston’s meowing all over the house and Nami’s whining at the back door, I’ve just about had my fill of animals for the day. The good news is that tonight is chicken florentine night. I get my revenge on the animals of the world, one meal at a time. Yessssssss!

Anyways, I’ve got to go to work now. Have a great Monday. More soon. ~SC


1 comment »

  1. Word to Me says:

    Did you just growl at your cat?

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