You would fight it and win, unfortunately, it’s a frozen parrot.


January 7, 2011 by sandwichcontrol

Mornin’ all. I’d like to start off today’s post with my new article for the City Wire. You can read it by clicking here: Boingy boingy.

I went to bed way past my bedtime last night. Like 2am, way past my bedtime. I’m a little groggy this morning so if this post if littered with even more typographical, spelling, and grammar errors, suck it up. I’m doing the best I can with what I’ve got to work with. I’m like that doctor in Batman. I tried to find a photo of the doctor from Batman, but failed.

This week blows. In addition to people dying in horrible car wrecks, and being being diagnosed with brain bumps, Operation B has decided to go missing. If you see or hear from him let me know, please. Thanks.

Let’s see what is new to my inbox that will entertain you with its shininess…

Ah. Here we go.

Dave sent me this article about Gordon Ramsey being held at gunpoint, and assaulted in various horrible ways, because he was trying to make an episode of a television show, concerning the harvesting of shark fins. The fish mongers didn’t care for it, so they attacked him. I’m surprised he didn’t fuck somebody up, but perhaps the machine gun turrets and being soaked in gasoline by poachers will let flight win out over fight any day. If you want to read the article, click here: A dish best served cold.

If that wasn’t your cup of tea, perhaps this article that Pancake Land sent me about guys who use Legos as type on their letterpress will interest you. Shazam!

I’m exhausted.

It’s not even 7:30am and Word to Me is calling me. Hold on a sec…

A little news about Operation B. Inconclusive at best. It’s too early for this shit. I’m going to drink more coffee. More soon. ~SC

1 comment »

  1. Word to Me says:

    Concerning Operation B…You just can’t fix stupid…just sayin

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