Oh, It Sounds Like Mordor In There.


February 25, 2011 by sandwichcontrol

That’s what Pancake Land said when I got her to listen to my belly last night. Luckily, most of the cramping and nausea had passed by late afternoon and I was able to force myself to get some chicken bouillon down, thus enabling me to take some ibuprofen to curb my blinding headache. No coffee in the morning equals headache. So, I spent most of yesterday morning lying on the couch, with my eyes closed, trying not to shit my pants. I couldn’t even read Harry Potter. That’s how sick I was. At some point P.L. went to run errands and she picked me up some active-culture yogurt (to get the good bacteria back in my gut) and some generic Pedialyte (to rehydrate me). Pretty soon after getting those things into my system, I started to feel half way human again. I conked out around 8:30pm last night, but not before I finished Goblet of Fire and got about 100 pages into Order of the Phoenix.

I have yet to pee out of my butt this morning. So far, so good.

Anyways, it is Friday and that means my new article is up on the City Wire. You can read it by clicking here: Chicken Fried Steak. If you don’t want to read the article, click here instead: Chicken Fried Lady.

I don’t really have anything exciting to say this morning, so I’ve turned to the innernet to entertain you. These are some interesting things that I found:

This is freaky.

Oh, that last one is terrifying. I’ve got to look it up. You can too by clicking here: So Scary.

Well, I think that’s enough for today. I’ve got to go get ready for work. More soon. ~SC


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *