I woke up feeling like crap this morning. I had managed to get dressed, put Pancake Land to bed, put some bread in the toaster, and get a drink of water before the overwhelming urge to shit hit me. That first one was semi-solid, but the other 6 in the past hour were all liquid. Too much information? Too bad. I feel terrible. I either have food poisoning or some kind of stomach virus. There is burning, and nausea, and cramping, and a headache because I haven’t had coffee. Hell, my toast is still in the toaster.

Needless to say, I am staying home from school today or at least until I can be upright without having to immediately run to the bathroom. This is particularly sucky because I have a test in Microbiology on Tuesday. I know this because my lab partner, who I appreciate dearly, called to check if I was back from Philly and to let me know about the test. I am supposed to get together with him to study this weekend.

I can’t really focus right now. Oh, hold that thought…

Sorry, had to run to the bathroom. I had to get a drink of water on the way back because I think I am running out of fluids. Ugh. So nauseous.

Hey, yesterday was La Duchess’s birthday. Way to go iCal for being punctual on that one. Anyways, happy belated birthday to La Duchess. If you forgot as well, be sure to wish her one today.

Well, I was going to write a big thing on all beef hot dogs at Sonic, but I think I’ll just show you a photo and you can figure it out from there. I don’t even want type the words hot dog again this morning.

Okay, well I’m going to be sick some more. More soon. ~SC