The House of Unruly Pussy.

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March 24, 2011 by sandwichcontrol

Ever since we closed off Pancake Land’s office, the cats, or should I say Kingston, has been getting into shit. He, in turn, is inspiring the new batch of kittens to get into shit. This little jerk, who has never shown an interest in climbing on the kitchen counters is now doing it constantly. What makes it worst is that he is showing the kittens how to climb up there. They are starting to drive me insane. Between Kingston’s new decision that he wasn’t nearly up high enough, to Nigel’s incessant meowing, to Eazy flinging cat litter all over the place, my tolerance for these little bastards is wearing thin this morning.

Last night was pretty frustrating. In addition to the various cat-related issues, I was having the normal problem of everything happening at snail-like speeds on my computer because of the new fonts that I installed for use in my Bookmaking/Letterpress class that I am no longer enrolled in. Once I managed to get Word open and get the many corrections made to this week’s article and save it again (that took at least half an hour) I tried to send it to my editor, Mike Tango, and then the innernet stopped working right in the middle of me sending it. Every time that I would start smoking from the ears in frustration, I would simply just remember the 80’s era pickup truck that I had seen earlier in the day. The one with the window air conditioner unit (from a house) that was mounted in the sliding back window. I tried to get my camera to capture that glory, but it was gone once I got back with the camera. Still, a truck with a window A/C will keep me going for a while.

So, now we come to the part of the post where I show you things that I have found on the Information Superhighway. For example, I saw this photo and I thought it was a pretty accurate description of most 16 year old male chemistry students are actually thinking about.

Yep. That pretty much sums it up all right.

In case you haven’t noticed, there has been a pretty good rash of romantic comedies lately whose premise centers around the concept of two people interested in having casual sex with no real commitment. For lack of better way of describing it, the “Friends with Benefits” concept. Now the film industry is actually releasing a film called Friends With Benefits and it is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen in a while. So, naturally, I really want to see it. Why? Because:

a) I have a big weakness for romantic comedies. (I blame Zaxxon.)

b) They are unashamedly not burying the lead about this movie.

They really aren’t. They have called it Friends with Benefits thus assuring that we know there is going to be plenty of skin scenes. Plus, the choices for the starring roles is completely obligatory fan service. If you haven’t Googled it by now, I’ll go ahead and tell you who the lead roles are played by. Ready? Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis. I told you it was a ridiculous movie. Wanna watch the trailer? Okay.

I have a sneaking suspicion that Woody Harrelson is going to steal every scene that he is in.

Well, that’s all I’ve got for you today. I’m off to do some letterpress printing. More soon. ~SC


1 comment »

  1. Dave says:

    I wonder what the “fuck bitches get money” elements would actually make.

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