First things first. I would like to wish a very Happy Birthday to Shamrock. Be sure to wish him one as well.

Okay, now down to business. Holliday Island is a hectic place this weekend. I got people all up in here. So that means I’ve been trappin’ muh-fuggas in ice.

Today is a crazy day. I’ve got to get this post written so that I can get started doing all of the shit I’ve got to do. Wanna see the list? All right.:

Lunch with Word to Me

Window shopping for flooring with Teacher Sis

Help Prince Jazzbo tighten up the chain on his trike

Completely rebuild the rear end of my trike

Write my Microbiology Lab assignment

Do a bunch of house stuff

Eat leftover tacos

At some point, I would love to finish this cup of coffee and maybe make a poop in the toilet. It’s not even 10am and my phone won’t stop buzzing. Do me a favor. Give me an hour to wake up. Jeez. Here I’ll give a little assignment to keep you busy for the next hour. I want you to go and get me as many packets of Taco Bell‘s salsa verde as you can. If that challenge is way too simple for you, then get me fire sauce as well. I need enough to fill the squeezee bottle in the fridge. Yes, I understand that I only have one squeezee bottle. And no, I am not going to mix the salsa verde with the fire sauce. I am going to buy another bottle. I am totally serious. Go get me hot sauce packets. Lots of them. You can bring them by later. That goes for all of you from now on. Anytime you go to Taco Bell, get me salsa verde and fire sauce. Yeah, that sounds good. Okay. Oh, hold on…

Since the phone, really won’t stop buzzing, I’m going to go now. Have a good Saturday. More soon. ~SC