So Much Suffering.

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July 1, 2012 by sandwichcontrol

And in case you didn’t do it yesterday, let’s give a big Welcome Home to Le Duke!

You would think that because I am getting around so late this morning that I got shit-faced last night. You would be incorrect. I just stayed up late and don’t really have anything to do today, so I chose to stay in bed.

Last night we had a little get together for Dave. We sat around and looked at old pictures and I made 5 whole glorious gallons of Suffering Bastards for the masses. And by masses I mean 6 other people. And did they suffer? Yes, they did. I also rebottled the leftover S.B. and discovered that, once diluted, we refilled every bottle that we started with. This gave the appearance that only about a cup of the stuff had been consumed. Furious Jessy will bear witness that this is simply not true.

For those of you who have never heard of Suffering Bastards, or have never had one, let me take you to school. What you need is a few ingredients and a 5 gallon Igloo drink cooler (the kind used by sports teams and construction crews). Once gathered, your ingredients should look something like this:

Then we just plug in a simple equation and we go to work:

I’m telling you, if you put equations like this in college algebra, you would have a lot more students interested in taking the class.

Dave shot a video of me mixing the monster together and if he gets it to me before I finish typing this post, I’ll include it. Otherwise, it will go in tomorrow’s post. I watched it already. It’s pretty awesome.

Okay, so I’ve got diddly squat going on today. No homework, no regular work. Nothing. Maybe I’ll go to the movies. Or maybe I’ll just sit around in my underpants and eat spirally macaroni and cheese. Ah, Caturday. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. More soon. ~SC


2 comments »

  1. Word to Me says:

    Oooooops! I read that as 15 gallons of booze. Now what am I gonna do?

  2. Dave says:

    Todays Nofunday. Not Caturday. Stoopid idiot.

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