There’s Got To Be A Better Way.


March 28, 2013 by sandwichcontrol

But, does there really need to be?

Morning friends. I want to start off with a bit of silliness. Dave, I think you are going to find this humorous. So, Andi the Numbers sent a little something via the emails yesterday. It is the most frivolous and silly thing I’ve seen in a while. So, thank you for that Andi. Here, watch this:

Yeah. This really sells it:


I foresee a long career in store for that kid. And I can hear the expression “Just don’t get it in my eye.” coming from her egg popsicle filled mouth. Jeezus.

Speaking of Jesus, I’m off to the bank for him bright and early today. And then classes. And then tutoring. And then archery. And then dinner with the exchangers. And then homework. Ah, who am I kidding? I’m not going to do homework. I am probably going to watch Castle and play Ridiculous Fishing. It’s hard out there for a pimp.

This song was stuck in my head yesterday and I don’t really know why:

You know how I roll. Pump that 8-0-8-0-8-0-8-0-8 peakin’. CLIFTON! SANTIAGO! KEITH! TELEVASQUEZ! PSYCHE!

More soon. ~SC

1 comment »

  1. Dave says:

    Round food is really great for on the go. I love easy to eat shapes. I also really love that I can keep it on my desk at work. I can even crap in it at my desk so I never have to leave my desk. Ever. I love my desk. I love EggRollie. I love infomercials. Also no promises regarding your eye kid.

    Also there is a recent phenomena known as infomercialing. Its when you are performing a simple task and then royally fuck it up on purpose to appear inept.
    The internet defines it as such.
    “infomercialing; the act of fumbling recklessly over something so utterly uncomplicated, then over-dramatically fretting over your blunder with overly ambitious gestures, indicating your own unbelievable disappointment in your own ineptness.”

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