Swearing Like A Sailor.


June 28, 2013 by sandwichcontrol

Or, in this case, a cowboy.

I’ve been watching Deadwood recently. This change of pace in my stories is noticeable by my marked increase in the use of the word “cocksucker”. Especially in concert with the word “fuck”. I.e. “fucking cocksucker” or “cocksucking fuck”, etc.


This week has been exhausting and to top it all off, I’ve decided to catch a cold. My throat is sore, I am coughing, and my nose is snotty. I am sure glad that I have no weekend plans. Whoa. I thought for a second that I was being facetious, but no. I actually have no plans for the weekend. Teacher Sis is going to a derby tournament, so no clearance shopping. Little Miss Cotton is going to a conference and Back Alley Trey is going to a shindig, so no Pathfinder. I have no plans. Awesome. Perhaps I will “get some rest” and watch the rest of Deadwood.

Oh, and I finally got my diploma. I officially have a bachelor’s degree.

And my Math girlfriend made this video:

It’s pretty funny if you make it all the way through.

Okay, well I am going to go prepare for tutoring. And then… my stories.

More soon, you fucking cocksuckers. ~SC


  1. Dave says:

    I suggest switching arms, for that sore throw of yours.
    Also, Cocksucker.

  2. Fixed it. Pig fucker.

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