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September 27, 2013 by sandwichcontrol

This burrito is real.

You know what the first thing I’m gonna do after I get done climbing Mount Kilimanjaro? Smoke a fucking cigarette.

Dave made a new post. On his phone. It has a tiny keyboard. With a few keys missing.

I stole the title of today’s post from the new issue of XKCD.

Have you played with the new iTunes radio? It is surprisingly good. Dude, there’s a Yacht Rock station. What could be better than that? Oh, wait, yeah, the Classic UK Metal station. So much Saxon. So good.

Since we’re talking about Metal. Back Alley Trey has done it again. He’s found yet another Finnish glam-rock band. That is new and not 25 years ago. Enjoy:


In other metal news, or perhaps as an apology for that last video, he also sent me this, which is actually not terrible.

They have got the synchronized hair windmill down. Plus, the lead singer is hot.

She's got girlfriend potential.

She’s got girlfriend potential.

Did I mention that I slept through my alarm today? I must have been tired. Today is Friday. Whoo.

Tomorrow is the fun stuff. The Baggies face off against the Red Devils at Praetoria. With breakfast.

Batman only knows what else I’ll get up to. Have a great weekend regardless of what you do. More soon. In your butt. ~SC


  1. Jessica says:

    RVP is fit to play and therefore you are going to eat so much more dirt.

  2. Chuy says:

    That guy’s helmet looks like it’s made of aluminum. Not a whole lot of ballistic protection, but then again, he probably doesn’t need it if he just chases peasants around the forest all day.

    Also: not many metal lead singers are altos. I’m not convinced it really works.

  3. Dave says:

    If you wanted the singer for Unleash the Archer to be your girlfriend, you could just tie a bandanna around her wrist or thigh. That’s how the Finns do it apparently.
    And Chu, I’m widju.

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