Computer…

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October 20, 2013 by sandwichcontrol

Oh, wait.

I am back. And, boy, do I have some good stuff for you.

Well, first off, to sum up the trip, this:

How was the wedding?

Let’s just say it was beautiful. It was the kind of wedding where they played “Mana Mana” when the flower girls came down the aisle. And everyone had a beer in their hand during the ceremony. And there were food trucks and a photo booth. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there, too.

I crashed earlier than most, around midnight, the night of the wedding and woke in total darkness around 9 hours later. My first words Saturday morning were: “Computer…lights.”

When nothing happened it dawned on me where I was. Or rather where I wasn’t. Where I wasn’t was the Enterprise.

That’s what happens when you read “Star Trek” right before bed.

So, most of my photos are shit. They are either too dark, or blurry, or there is a goddamned photographer in the photo. I did get this one, and after cropping the photographer out of it, is pretty decent:

Dance

 

The flight back was pretty good. I sat next to this woman and her kid, both Americans, who were on their way home to Ireland. She kept apologizing for things. Mainly the pizza smell, which wasn’t unpleasant, from their lunch. At some point, the kid, Parker I think it was, leaned over and touched his mom’s chest. Then he said “Mom, I touched your boob.” And she, being the patient and embarrassed mother, said “Yes, you touched my boob.” And then they repeated this over and over until she became too embarrassed and had to tell him to stop. And then he did it one more time for good measure.

When I was getting ready to leave the plane, I was about to wish her luck on the long journey and say bye to him, and as I turned he popped up over her shoulder and said “See ya tomorrow!” Somehow, it just fit. I said “Yep, see ya tomorrow.”

And there were donuts. With sprinkles.

And now I am home. And sweet baby Batman are there a ton of things for me to share with you.

Let’s see…

Dave made a new post.

Don Chulius sent me this.

My girlfriends missed me and both uploaded for me, to lure me back home.

My Icelandic girlfriend posted this:

And my Math girlfriend posted this:

Babies. Scatterbrained babies. Everywhere.

Today, I have to regain my bearings. And maybe make some more buttons. Have a great weekend. What’s left of it anyway.

More soon.~SC


2 comments »

  1. Dave says:

    SWEET MOTHER TIAMAT!!! IF SOMEONE DOESN’T GET JESSE ONE OF THOSE DICE DRAGONS THEN WE HAVE ALL FAILED HER!

  2. Cassattack, The Mitts says:

    You forgot to tell the people about your exciting morning of carrying stuff and unsuccessful shoe shopping interspersed with talks about metal and all that drinkin’ and druggin’ you didn’t do. Ok, well now I told them.

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