Jerry Beans.

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December 18, 2013 by sandwichcontrol

You know, the guy that lives over on Lainbow Mountain.

The Rev. Dark Wombat sent me this:

Now for something completely different.

Today is another day of trying to read. And possibly digging through giant cardboard boxes for treasure. Possibly a little light choking and time travel.

More than likely, some moreĀ New Girl.

I need to work on the corporate logo for the new merch campaign. You’ve tasted a glimpse of it on the front page of the site. Beer granted me permission to use her “funeral” photos to make merchandise. Her exact words were “make lots of money and give me a job”. I’m working on it. I get high (revenue) with a little help from my friends.

I have three slogans that I’m toying around with my head. I’ll let you weigh in on which one you like more. Do you like:

a) “Creating Better Tomorrows”

b) “Taking Control of Your Future”

or

c) “Controlling Your Tomorrows”

Which one fits better for the evil corporation that Sandwich Control will be in the future? If you pick the correct one, there might me be loot in your future. Free loot.

Okay, I’m off to… read. Yeah, that’s it. Reading.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


5 comments »

  1. Cassattack, The Mitts says:

    “Controlling Your Tomorrows,” obvs.

  2. Taco Planet says:

    Obviously Cass is correct.

  3. Jessica says:

    Yep.

  4. Geoffrey says:

    Ima go with C

  5. Dave says:

    Yes C it is.

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