How Do You Lose A Wizard?


January 5, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

Maybe he cast Greater Invisibility and then fell asleep.

Or maybe he drank too much saké at the Tengu bar and passed out in an alley. It has been known to happen.



Let’s talk about clothes now.

Sometimes an article of clothing just magically appears in my life. I’ll find it on the floor inside a clothing rack at a thrift shop. Or some unknown person will leave it at my house during a party. Or I’ll just find it laying in a parking lot. However the piece of clothing finds me, it is awesome. That orange pearl-snap shirt with the white and brown flowers on the shoulders. That grey cashmere sweater. Those bell-bottoms that fit just right. All of them have been awesome. They are my favorite piece of clothing for a time. And then, one day, they just vanish. They disappear in the same mysterious fashion as they appeared. They are like prostitutes. They show up, help you have a good time, and leave without saying goodbye. I was thinking about this yesterday. I miss them sometimes.

Does this ever happen to you or am I alone in this?


I have to go read “Outlander” now.

See ya. tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


1 comment »

  1. Dave says:

    More like Greater Stupidity!

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