April 26, 2014 by sandwichcontrol
About the bad things.
Think about it.
Sometimes the innernet is so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o slow on my laptop. It’s like having dial-up again. For those of you who don’t know what dial-up is, please stop reading this right now. And never come back. Ever.
I ate most of a pizza last night. I immediately regret my decision. Never going to poop again. But damn, if Geno’s isn’t good pizza.
Today, I am supposed to be in West Brom. Standing in the Hawthornes. Chanting “Boing Boing Baggies!” with the rest of the Throstles. But I am not there. So it goes. We are still going to kick the ever-loving-shit out of West Ham United today. Boing Boing Baggies!
In other news, I have come to the realization that I do not exist within linear time. I mean corporeally, yes, I am here. But not really here. But here. But not. All at the same time. Kind of like Master Reset. But not at all like him. Or them.
Currently, I am watching the Fulham/Hull City match simply because that’s what’s on NBCSports. At least they show the WBA score from time to time. 44 minutes in, we’re up 1-0. Boinging the hell out of it.
Alright. I’d better publish this while the innernet is working. Have a great weekend.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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