And Relentlessly Met.


June 30, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

Now I put it in your fridge.

So, my student got me a t-shirt. People have postulated that, aside from himself, I’m the only other person he really likes. I’m inclined to agree. Here’s my proof:

Ask Me


Isn’t it rad? Yeah. I think so, too.

So, I spent a good deal of yesterday working on this post. Well, not actually this post, but stuff in this post. Mostly taking screenshots, cropping them, resizing them, and uploading them. That took a lot of time.

Screenshots of what? You might be asking. Well, the Rev. Dark Wombat pointed out to me that YouTube tried to created captions for Episode 2 of the Dangerous Kitchen (Kimchee). And all of my other videos, too. What follows is comedy gold. The trick to it, though, is reading them aloud. You see what had happened was…

Those aren’t exactly in the right order, but you get the idea.

Holy shit.

I have considered writing down the subtitles and having various exchange student friends of mine read them in their native language and then add them on as different audio tracks.

So, go watch it. And the other ones too. Brilliant shit happens. In that SPAM poetry kind of way. My favorite part is that any time I sigh, it translates that to the word “which”. Maybe I should change the name of the site to Sigh/Which Control.

Here are a couple from the other episodes:

It hurt my sides, I was laughing so hard. So weird.

And that is how I spent my Sunday. Watching myself being mocked by a computah. Stop all the downloadin’.

Okay, I’m off to rock my workout, Wolverine-style. This week, my bosses are on vacation, that means I can get caught up on all of the things I need to.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC

1 comment »

  1. Dave says:

    My favorite? Difficult to say, but I do have to get my hands on those Chu Tablespoons.

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