Did You Move It With Your Bare Hands?

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August 1, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

No, I moved it with my MAN hands.

Sorry, but I couldn’t help myself. Homophones.

I’d like to start out today’s post by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Pancake Land. Be sure to wish her one as well.

Yesterday took up the slack for Wednesday. If Wednesday was a pile of turds, Thursday was the shovel that buried them.

The day started with me getting and reading the new issue of Hawkeye. So effing good. And I scored a cookie cake. Which, considering I’ve been craving one for a while now, sealed the deal on the day being 1,000,000 times better.

At some point, I headed out to the Ranch for a little bit of work. As I was driving up the mountain, I discovered that a pine tree had been blown over in the storm and was currently residing across the driveway. So, I pulled over, got out of the truck, grabbed ahold of it, planted my feet, and drug that fucker off the road. Granted, it was dead and rotting, but still, I drug a tree off a road with my hands. After getting it moved, I did an obligatory primal/Klingon scream. Because, yeah.

Also, the new trailer forĀ Birdman went up yesterday. Peep this:

Smells like…balls.

As you may have noticed, I’m getting around leisurely this morning. Workout got canceled due to muscles being sore and grown-up responsibilities. So, I slept in. Today’s events are foggy at best. All I know is that Zoe Saldana and I have a date at 6:50pm.

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So many of her little green babies. I’d lose count.

Anyways, I’m off to try and figure out a plan for the weekend.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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