Who doesn’t want to get his butt washed.

In the Jedi fountain.

I’d like to begin today by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Mellie Mel. Be sure to wish her one as well.

Happy Caturday, ya dingi.

In honor of this day of rest, I’m going to rest elsewhere. Perhaps the woods. Perhaps your mom’s house.

Have you seen the next installment of the Bad Lip Reading Walking Dead series? No?! Check it:

Now wiggity wo daddy.

Mmm…smoothie…

The Rev. Dark Wombat would like me to point out this interesting bit of information. That’s right. Ralph Macchio. And the Green Power Ranger. Under one roof. With Draco Malfoy. I foresee a whiteboy dance off.

Anybody interested in going should contact me or him. We need to know who wants to go so we can find places for people to sleep if necessary.

Speaking of sleep, I can’t do that right now. I’ve got to go to the woods.

No post tomorrow. Duh.

See ya’ after tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC