December 27, 2014 by sandwichcontrol
That’s when things happen.
“Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things. Well-known fact.” – Terry Pratchett
I am going to make a poster that says that.
Yesterday I got the final day’s worth of my Cards Against Humanity’s Holiday Bullshit. I got the map of the island they bought with my money. An island of which I own 1 square foot of. An island close to my island in Nova Scotia. Behold, Hawaii 2:
Now, on to things so weird they don’t look like they should be allowed to exist.
First off, there’s this:
Which, conceptually, doesn’t sound like a bad idea. Cusack, Chan, and Brody in a Silk Road era war flick. Sounds like a formula for an awesome comedy. Right? But the trailer makes it look like a serious movie. I’m just hoping this is a case of a trailer selling a movie as something it isn’t.
And then Dave had to go and point out the existence of this:
Yes, that’s Major Kira Nerys and her sister. And yes, they have their own cooking show. Or had, rather. They haven’t updated it in a while.
And that’s all of the madness I can handle today.
We did another round of the League of Shadows workout this morning and I am wiped out. It would help if I rested at some point. In my life.
Today I am going to attempt to rest. I’ll need my energy for tonight. Larry Jenkins will ride at dusk.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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