May 4, 2015 by sandwichcontrol
And her sister Debra.
I’ve been jonesing for sandwiches lately. I’m sure you’re thinking “Yeah, so what? You are Sandwich Control.”
Believe it or not, I don’t eat that many sandwiches. I’m too busy controlling them.
I can’t believe you didn’t see that coming.
Today is Monday. A day named after Charlie Mon, the invented of ankle-high socks.
Monday means new adventures.
Yesterday was relatively uneventful.
Umm… I bought some new shorts. They’re pretty awesome. They are made from polyester, spandex, and dreams. And maybe a wish.
Oh, I got nothin’.
Watch this and shuddup:
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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