And her sister Debra.

I’ve been jonesing for sandwiches lately. I’m sure you’re thinking “Yeah, so what? You are Sandwich Control.”

Believe it or not, I don’t eat that many sandwiches. I’m too busy controlling them.

Dummy.

I can’t believe you didn’t see that coming.

Today is Monday. A day named after Charlie Mon, the invented of ankle-high socks.

Monday means new adventures.

Yesterday was relatively uneventful.

Umm… I bought some new shorts. They’re pretty awesome. They are made from polyester, spandex, and dreams. And maybe a wish.

Oh, I got nothin’.

Watch this and shuddup:

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC