June 6, 2015 by sandwichcontrol
And a pair of Tuxeralls™.
Tuxeralls™ being the finest in formal tuxedo overalls. And a beerdana? Well, that sort of came about as I was trying to figure out the cummerbund version of a beer hat. It sort of start out as a Camelbak™ covered in satin, worn on the front, and filled with Coors Lite™.
Somehow it migrated up and ended up being worn on the head. Like a turban.
Yesterday got pretty silly. Toward the end anyway.
Probably due to exposure.
Not to lady parts. Exposure to sunlight.
I literally have a red neck right now. And a stellar farmer’s tan. I know certain people who will really enjoy that.
Yesterday was a long, exhausting day. I went outside about 8:30am and didn’t go back in, when not running an errand, until 5:30pm. At which point, I took a shower to get the gallon and a half of sweat off of me. Then I ate nachos. Because I was fucking starving from burning all of my calories yesterday. All of them.
ALL. OF. THEM.
I also heard some really great music yesterday. Thanks to my Sylvan Esso station on Pandora. Stuff like this:
Yes. Slow jams. To make the day a little less hectic. Adding them to my “Yummy” playlist.
I’m also going to be listening to a lot of these guys thanks to Dave:
Today is the main event. In this corner a fundraiser for the Unexpected Arts Festival. And the contender, in the red shorts, Sandwich Control. Get ready for a knock out.
Place your bets.
Sharks or Jets.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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