A Beerdana.

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June 6, 2015 by sandwichcontrol

And a pair of Tuxeralls™.

Tuxeralls™ being the finest in formal tuxedo overalls. And a beerdana? Well, that sort of came about as I was trying to figure out the cummerbund version of a beer hat. It sort of start out as a Camelbak™ covered in satin, worn on the front, and filled with Coors Lite™.

Somehow it migrated up and ended up being worn on the head. Like a turban.

Yesterday got pretty silly. Toward the end anyway.

Probably due to exposure.

Not to lady parts. Exposure to sunlight.

I literally have a red neck right now. And a stellar farmer’s tan. I know certain people who will really enjoy that.

Yesterday was a long, exhausting day. I went outside about 8:30am and didn’t go back in, when not running an errand, until 5:30pm. At which point, I took a shower to get the gallon and a half of sweat off of me. Then I ate nachos. Because I was fucking starving from burning all of my calories yesterday. All of them.

ALL. OF. THEM.

I also heard some really great music yesterday. Thanks to my Sylvan Esso station on Pandora. Stuff like this:

And this:

Yes. Slow jams. To make the day a little less hectic. Adding them to my “Yummy” playlist.

I’m also going to be listening to a lot of these guys thanks to Dave:

Right? Right.

Today is the main event. In this corner a fundraiser for the Unexpected Arts Festival. And the contender, in the red shorts, Sandwich Control. Get ready for a knock out.

Place your bets.

Sharks or Jets.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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