The Elf Shot the Food.


December 31, 2015 by sandwichcontrol

And other tales of childhood horrors.

This is it. The last day of 2015.

Good fucking riddance.

Nah. I’m only teasing. 2015 wasn’t a bad year. Actually, a lot of really good stuff happened this year. I made a lot of progress this year. And I’ll keep that momentum going as we swoop into 2016.

Before we get to the giant pile of songs that didn’t make it into next year’s playlist, let go over other stuff.

Last night was Sweetbread’s last night in town for a while. And we played the new Gauntlet for PS4. It. Is. Amazing.

They even kept the theme song…

They updated it of course.

Oh, and the rumor on the grapevine is that my woodtype, the giant order that the Romanians are making for me, should be arriving today. Or maybe Saturday. Either way it’s a perfect way to end/begin a year.

Now, on to the songs that got in under the wire for next year’s playlist…

Little Miss Cotton gave me this for some reason…

Purple Explosion gave me these…

And the Extremely Dull Lip Glossary sent me these…


That’s all the extras. Some great songs. Some not so great songs. All of them are appreciated by me because they were sent to me by my friends.

Once again, I cannot express my thanks to all of you enough for the help that you’ve all given me for this project. I’m gonna do my very best to not let you down.

And with that, I’m outta here.

I’m gonna go party like I’m 1999.

See ya’ tomorrow for the beginning of the Year of Songs.

More soon. ~SC


  1. Bo says:

    Red wizard needs food badly.

  2. Dave says:

    This reads like a ChildLabs post.

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