May 30, 2016 by sandwichcontrol
With all the blood.
Well, if you aren’t going to use it for something, you should probably just soak it up with a paper towel.
Today’s song is “Hell Hole” by Spinal Tap. It is being brought to you today by Jackie the Mick.
Yesterday was a good day.
I took the day for myself, so I spent a lot of time growling at other people’s attempts to inject themselves into my day.
I took Me to see “X-Men Apocalypse”. We enjoyed it.
I talked to my Papa on the phone for a bit. I think we made plans to go to the driving range and then get pedicures, but I can’t be certain.
I took the Daily Photo…
What’s wrong with the photo? What do you mean the song isn’t about 1776? Of course it is.
That led to me taking my shirt off (because the A/C went out) and eating two rare steaks with my bare hands. It’s in the Bill of Rights. Look it up. Second amendment is the right to bear arms. The 30-11th amendment is the right to bare hands steak eating. For real.
Today is Monday. It is also a holiday. Which means tomorrow is gonna suck.
Okay, I’m gonna go do all the push-ups now.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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