Be Thankful…

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November 24, 2016 by sandwichcontrol

That I don’t slap you in the mouth…

With my car.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Today’s song is “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree” by Arlo Guthrie. Naturally. It is being brought to you today by me. Naturally.

Yesterday was a day of preparations.

Preparing my house for Black Friday dinner.

Preparing my belly for feasting.

Preparing to build my pony board.

At some point I shot the Daily Photo…

"Fake Plastic Trees"

“Fake Plastic Trees”

That plant turned out ridiculously well.

People have been posting things that they are grateful for on social media. I hear that they are anyway. I don’t ever see anything that people post. Because I’m boring. But I assume that they talking about how grateful they are for their friends and their families.

They are dumb.

On this Thanksgiving, I want to mention the things that I’m grateful for. The things that are really important in life.

Those things are:

Cookies.

and

Orchid.

Look at those sweet henges in the background.

That’s my theme song today.

Okay, I’m going to gorge myself repeatedly.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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