March 9, 2017 by sandwichcontrol
Please bring back the comic books you borrowed from me.
Today’s theme is: Outdoors.
Today is also Headless Heroes Day (Observed) here in Lippincottonia. Today marks the day in our noble history when Krupf the Conqueror returned from exile to reclaim the nation from the foreign hordes of shepherds. Upon his return, wielding his magic sword, he singlehandedly cleft the heads from his enemies and posted them on pikes around the borders of this great nation state. Later in Krupf’s life, he was killed by his son Krepes and relieved of his own head. This followed Krupf’s attempt at marrying an alpaca named Marcy and informing Krepes that he wouldn’t see a dime of the money that Krupf’s would make off of selling his new wife’s wool.
In honor of Headless Heroes Day, I will be taking receipt of 2 dozen heads that will be posted around our capital in memorial of the hero Krupf’s devoted service to our great homeland. Followed by the traditional feast of chicken fingers and mash.
Feel free to celebrate in your own way and post your celebrations to social media using the hashtag: #headlessheroesday.
Yesterday was a day of headaches, ab workouts, and organizing.
I snuck up on my sweet boy when he was sleeping in my chair at some point…
He didn’t appreciate being woken up by having his photo taken.
I have loads to do in preparation of this great holiday, so I’d better hit the road.
Happy Headless Heroes Day to you and yours.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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