April 13, 2017 by sandwichcontrol
Versus the Calzonians.
Today’s theme is: Outdoors.
Jude Law is cast as young Dumbledore.
Josh Brolin is cast as Cable.
Shit’s getting real.
I kicked yesterday right in the nads.
I did so many squats at workout that my thirteen year old self is sore. He probably just thinks it’s growing pains. He’ll probably cope by feverishly masturbating to a copy of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. The one with Kathy Ireland, Elle MacPherson, and Rachel Hunter on the cover.
I got the closet in my bedroom emptied and cleaned out. I even got the fucking hole in the wall that goes all the way to the outside patched up.
I got the Guest Hallway painted.
All that kicking ass made me hunger for flesh. Chicken flesh.
While my chicken was roasting, I had a serious talk with Eazy…
Motherfucker kept sneaking on to the counter top to try to eat my potato salad.
Hey. My calendar says it’s Thursday.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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