The Strombolians.


April 13, 2017 by sandwichcontrol

Versus the Calzonians.

Today’s theme is: Outdoors.


Jude Law is cast as young Dumbledore.

Josh Brolin is cast as Cable.

Shit’s getting real.

I kicked yesterday right in the nads.

I did so many squats at workout that my thirteen year old self is sore. He probably just thinks it’s growing pains. He’ll probably cope by feverishly masturbating to a copy of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. The one with Kathy Ireland, Elle MacPherson, and Rachel Hunter on the cover.

I got the closet in my bedroom emptied and cleaned out. I even got the fucking hole in the wall that goes all the way to the outside patched up.

I got the Guest Hallway painted.

All that kicking ass made me hunger for flesh. Chicken flesh.

While my chicken was roasting, I had a serious talk with Eazy…

April 12

Motherfucker kept sneaking on to the counter top to try to eat my potato salad.

Hey. My calendar says it’s Thursday.

Oh good.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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