May 2, 2017 by sandwichcontrol
A sad day for snake.
Today’s theme is: Henry.
Yesterday was a good day.
And a bad day.
It was payday. Which means I have to pay all my bills.
Bye bye money.
I was feeling down about that so I decided to blow the driveway off. That’s when I found a wounded snake. I thought it was a copperhead. Turned out to be a prairie king snake. Either way it died. I wanted to help it, before it died, so I tried to reach out to the game and fish commission. Apparently it is super difficult to get ahold of a game warden. Glad it wasn’t a copperhead.
So, anyway, snake died. Ants swarmed it. It was a real downer…
A moment of silence, please, for the dead snik.
In other happier news, I made the newest appointment to my cabinet. I’m happy to announce that Don Chulius is my new First Lord of the Admiralty.
Long may he serve.
That brings the roster up to five. My cabinet is as follows:
Taco Planet, Minister for Information
Dave, Minister for the Art
Rev. Dark Wombat, Minister for Public Works
Jitterbug, Senior Undersecretary to the Prime Minister (me)
Don Chulius, First Lord of the Admiralty
We’re getting there.
Today is Tuesday.
I have loads of stuff to do today.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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