I Remember Now.

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September 28, 2017 by sandwichcontrol

Why I don’t own a dog.

And why you do.

Today’s theme is: Disguise.

I decided to take a portrait of myself because that’s the only person I could even remotely tolerate being around yesterday…

September 27

I’m doing that as hard as I can.

So, you could say I’m a little stressed.

Just make sure to say it out of earshot of me.

Or I’m likely to punch you in the face.

With my work car. (It’s what I’m driving today.)

I might ice cream for lunch today.

Or maybe I’ll just wear my ice cream hat.

I was gonna do a bunch of stuff today, but I decided to do even more stuff instead.

Ugh.

But the beautiful hens at work have started laying eggs and I’ve started eating the aforementioned eggs. (#plannedparenthood) They are so tasty.

So, eating their unborn babies really brightened up my morning.

All right, I’m going to go listen to thrash metal and get shit done.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


1 comment »

  1. Courtney says:

    Those eggs !

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