1. I Can’t Reach It.


    January 16, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

    I’m not high enough.

  2. The Cholliemobras.


    January 15, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

    With a touch of the heavus.

  3. You Think You’re a Vulcan? (Lifts Hair To Inspect Ear.)


    January 13, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

    Well you’re not. Take a look in the mirror, buddy.

  4. Pressure Drop.


    January 12, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

    Therefore temperature drop.

  5. Tired On Tired.


    January 11, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

    My new Dylan-esque collection of folk songs/slam poetry about naps, nachos, and being in love with Rogue from the X-Men.


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