All Right You Primitive Screwheads.


March 8, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

Listen up.

This is my BOOM stick.

Yesterday was Ash Williams.

And I was a Deadite.

It killed me. Over and over again.

Workout was freezing and stupid.

It did nothing to help alleviate how sore I was from Monday.

So I was sore and exhausted. By 7am.


You know what’ll make that better?

Hauling a shitload of compost.

When I turned up to help Prince Jazzbo get upstairs to his apartment after having surgery on his ankle, I was secretly thinking that “if he eats shit on this stairwell, there’s not a fucking thing that I’m going to be able to do to stop him.”

Luckily he didn’t. And he gave me an Abita root beer for my moral support.

After that, I spent the rest of the day just running errands.

Then, I had dinner with Lightning Blackwood. She went out of town this past weekend and she bought me the most amazing thing while she was away.

Wanna see it?

Of course you do.

Check it…

Yes. That is Andy Kaufman’s biography in graphic novel form. It’s two of my favorite things combined.

She’s the fucking best.

Note that Box Brown also did one about Andre the Giant. I’ve already added it to my Wishlist in case you need to pick me up a little something.

I’m hoping to get started on this gem later today.

I would really like it if the weather could make up its fucking mind.

It’s really wreaking havoc on my skin…

Wednesday, March 07

Today is Thursday.

Aside from all the normal hectic shit I have to do today, I’m either working on my beekeeping furniture or going up the hill for work.

Maybe both?

I don’t fucking know.

What I do know is that I got a shipping estimate of April 3rd on my bees. That means on the 4th I’m going to have to deal with a very grumpy UPS driver.

That’s less than a month away.

I’d better get to work.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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