Filling In the Blanks.


March 9, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

With made up words from Harry Potter.

I’d like to begin today by wishing all of you a Happy Headless Heroes Day.

Not familiar with this most ancient of Lippincottonian holidays?

You obviously didn’t read the Wiki.

Here, I’ll save you the trouble.

From the Royal Lippincottonian Archives:

“Today marks the day in our noble history when Krupf the Conqueror returned from exile to reclaim the nation from the foreign hordes of shepherds. Upon his return, wielding his magic sword, he singlehandedly cleft the heads from his enemies and posted them on pikes around the borders of this great nation state. Later in Krupf’s life, he was killed by his son Krepes and relieved of his own head. This followed Krupf’s attempt at marrying an alpaca named Marcy and informing Krepes that he wouldn’t see a dime of the money that Krupf’s would make off of selling his new wife’s wool.”

So, in honor of this most glorious holiday, feel free to mount (artificial) heads on pikes around your home or office to show your national pride. Also, be sure to have the traditional meal of chicken fingers and mash. For those of you observing Lent and who must refrain from eating meat on Fridays, I assure you, there’s no actual meat in chicken fingers. It’s mostly textured vegetable protein and corn syrup. If there’s any actual animal products in there, it most likely comes from someplace you’d rather not think about when eating chicken fingers.

Yesterday was a doozy.

I was all over the place.

And I pooped a lot…

Thursday, March 08

Thank the Goddess for bananas.

I did get a shitload of stuff done though.

See what I did there?

I got my furniture almost completely sealed up. Well the main bodies. I’ll start on the drawers and whatnot today.

I also got my trip up the hill in and stocked up on some supplies for work.

And fed the chickens.

Today is gonna be another long day.

I’m about to workout. Then a shower, coffee with the Blacksmith, and a bunch of work.

Missing work on Tuesday boned my week. I’m playing catch up and I have no idea what day it is.

All right, I’m off to it.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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