March 30, 2018 by sandwichcontrol
And other things misheard at a party.
So last night, Lightning Blackwood and Teacher Sis forced me to celebrate my birthday.
And now it’s over.
If you want any cookie cake, I know a guy.
As always, I was the life of the party…
But really though, a big thank you to them for forcing me to celebrate. And a big thank you to everyone who came by.
Next year, I’m busy that day.
I’ll be washing my hair.
Not sure which yet.
But busy nonetheless.
Today is Friday.
Only 5 more days until my bees get here.
I’m so fucking excited.
I’m gonna be really bummed when I kill them all because I have no idea what I’m doing.
Being a grown up who actually knows how to do things is really hard.
It’s much easier to just pretend.
Like I’m about to go pretend to do push-ups.
If only “do push-ups” was secret code for “eat pancakes and sausage and eggs and hash browns”.
But it’s not.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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