No, not really. Using a very sharp axe.

Happy Anniversary Sandwich Controllers! I started this silly website 9 years ago today. Crazy, right?! Tomorrow begins year ten of me talking about myself on the innernet so I don’t have to talk to you in real life.

Thank you to each and every one of you for your continued encouragement and support.

I couldn’t have done it without you.

I mean.

I could’ve.

But it would’ve been a lot of work and I’m lazy and figured if I pretended to need your help it would give some kind of purpose to your miserable lives that will ultimately be snuffed out once our bacterial overlords ascend to their rightful place and devour you.

Ahem.

But really. Thank you.

I’d also like to wish a belated Happy Birthday to J-Bird whose birthday was yesterday. If you forgot it was her birthday, you might want to take this opportunity to wish her a happy one as well.

This weekend was a blur.

Mostly I just ate cookies…

Saturday, March 17

On Sunday I ate nearly a whole box of cereal as well.

My brain was full of complex carbohydrates. So much so that it opened my forehead chakra. That’s the one that allows you to read comics faster…

Sunday, March 18

This week is Spring Break.

Which means I have a shitload to do.

In addition to my strenuous workload, and in celebration of the website’s anniversary, I will begin distributing the Henrys and the prizes this week. Beginning today.

Sponsors and winners, you’ve been warned.

But first…

Push-ups.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC