1. “And You Could Never Rip a Hole In the Knee of One of Your Two Pairs of Pants.”

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    April 30, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

    “Because that showed that you were poor and an asshole and that your parents were poor and assholes too.”


  2. “I Need You To Be Smarter Than Me.”

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    April 28, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

    “Otherwise, I’m going to mind fuck you every time.”


  3. I Hope You Have $150.

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    April 27, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

    Because you’re about to buy the Water Works. 


  4. It’s That Time Again!

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    April 26, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

    Time for another exciting game of “What’s That Body Part?”


  5. “I Said I’ll Smell Ya’ Later.”

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    April 25, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

    “Well, consider yourselves smelled!”


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