“I Need You To Be Smarter Than Me.”


April 28, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

“Otherwise, I’m going to mind fuck you every time.”

Yesterday was weird.

I slept for crap.

Because in my dream I was taking a class from Neil DeGrasse Tyson and I had two term papers due and I hadn’t started them yet and he was really disappointed in me.

And Rudie kept waking me up by running all over the house and attacking things. Like trash bags and the other cats and my legs.

Then I worked out.

Which sucked.

Then I had coffee with the Blacksmith. Which kinda sucked because I had seen Infinity War and he hadn’t and so I couldn’t geek out with him about it.

And then I worked like a crazy person.

Then I picked up Neil Diamond Phillips Montgomery Junior Junior.

They make me so happy.

Then I worked some more.

I earned a sit down…

Friday, April 27

Right after I changed out of pants and into shorts because I was really sweaty and gross.

I wish I had had some cheese dip.

I went to bed early. Because I had to get up early this morning to make sure Taco Planet got up and went to his work meeting.

What? He asked me to make sure he didn’t over sleep.

I’d do the same for you and you know it.

So now I’m going to go eat breakfast and contemplate going back to sleep for a few hours.

And then I have to get busy doing stuff.

See ya’ on Monday.

More soon. ~SC


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