Did You Hear About the Squirrel Party?

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May 29, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

It was nuts.

Did you know that you cannot buy brass knuckles on Amazon?

You can, however, buy these. And have them by Friday.

Why am I looking at brass knuckles?

In case I have to punch a fucking dog (or a person) in the face when I’m running by myself.

I also looked at stun guns, pepper spray guns, telescoping batons, and bottles of coyote urine.

I might just buy a flare gun.

Because flare gun.

Yesterday was a holiday in the United States. One for which they held parades.

I spent a good chunk of my morning looking for alternate routes that didn’t involve horses and/or the people associated with riding them…

Monday, May 28

After accomplishing that, I ran a few errands.

I don’t really know what else I did.

I mean I sweat a lot.

And drank a lot of water.

But mostly it was a blur.

A heat haze, perhaps?

Perhaps.

And then I saw this…

And decided I had had enough of Monday.

Today is Tuesday.

I’m going to work this morning and then hanging with Teacher Sis this afternoon. She’s been out of town for a few days and we need some catch up time.

I’m gonna get this show on the road.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


1 comment »

  1. Dave says:

    Want brass knucks? Try Sally Anns.

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