November 29, 2018 by sandwichcontrol
Legend of the Crypt Tooter.
I’d like to begin this morning by wishing a very Happy Birthday to the Ninja. Be sure to wish him one as well.
Yesterday was all over the place.
Today is looking to be as well.
Did you know that I have freckle on the side of my big toe that looks kinda like a heart?
Well it’s true…
That makes me think of an octopus for some strange reason.
Sometimes the world just spins faster than normal.
Now is one of those times.
And the tighter you try to hold on, to savor the feeling, the faster it goes.
Until you find yourself coughing up lung butter as you do hammer curls in your dining room before the rest of the world is awake.
You know what’s a great idea?
Turning your leftover Thanksgiving turkey into tikka masala.
That shit is GOOD.
Maybe you could make dressing out of old naan.
You better believe I’ll be bringing the noise on next year’s photo project when Grilled Cheese Day rolls around.
Sometimes you can’t see the trees because you’re the forest, man. And only you can prevent forest fires.
You know what song I’m really feeling these days? This one…
I’m just glad that cupcakes are a thing.
That got a little heavy. Let’s lighten things up a bit…
You know who that one goes out to.
All right. It’s Thursday.
I’d better get busy.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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